June 2019 is the month of the living dolls! It seems like a cruel joke to
release the new
Child's Play and the new
Toy Story on the same
day. But it's a cruel joke I appreciate and then a week later comes the new
Annabelle movie.
I was about 13 when the first X-Men
movie came out and I was so excited to see it. To see these characters on
the big screen was such a treat. As the series continued it has hit may highs
and lows, but the last one was so bland that I feel less excited about X:Men:
Dark Phoenix and that's a total bummer. The time line of this series
has been pretty confusing and the Wolverine spinoff series has only made
things more confusing. Dark Phoenix is the 4th prequel film and takes
place in the 90s, placing it less than a decade before the original X-Men film,
so in less than 10 years James McAvoy will look like Patrick Stewart. This
entry finds Jean Grey gaining incredible powers that seem to have an impact on
who she is as a hero. She can do good things and help the world, but the
immense power inside her can turn her evil and that is a problem for all of
human and mutant life. Expect heroes and villains fighting together and plenty
of superhero action.
I really enjoy The Secret Life of
Pets. It's a cartoon family friendly adventure by a writer who got his
start working with Kevin Smith and the movie features music from System of a
Down, Beastie Boys and Andrew W.K. It's cute and very funny so hopefully The
Secret Life of Pets 2 can recreate that vibe. Patton Oswalt voices Max,
the dog from the first, and all of his friends have returned with a few new
friends including a farm dog voiced by Harrison Ford, which is probably a dream
come true for outspoken nerd Oswalt. The action takes place inside and outside
of the city but it looks to be just about as fun and funny as the first movie.
Mindy Kaling has been writing comedy
for years. She wrote for The Office and for her own The Mindy Project,
but Late Night is her first feature film and she's also starring
and producing. When a popular late night talk show host, played by Emma
Thompson, wants to change things up she brings a fresh face into the writers
room to save her show and bring a bit of diversity to the show. Kaling's character
isn't a seasoned writer like the rest of the crew but she's funny and is
determined to help Thompson. The two leads are good in anything so pairing them
together to headline a comedy should prove to be a fun watch.
When her parents witness something
otherworldly, she watches from afar as they have their memories erased. Armed
with the knowledge that she is not alone in the universe she grows up and joins
the same agency that wiped her parents’ memory in Men in Black:
International. Tessa Thompson tracks down the highly secretive MIB and
secures a meeting with Emma Thompson (who is having a big month) that sends her
on a journey to work with MIB London where Liam Neeson and Chris Hemsworth
operate. It's not Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith, but that cast sure sounds
fun. There will be aliens, explosions and creative ways of how these protectors
of the universe hide in plain sight.
I'm always on the lookout for a cool
sequel title, but sometimes instead of doing anything like adding a subtitle or
tacking a number on the end to indicate it's a sequel, the creators do
absolutely nothing. They did it a few years ago with The Thing prequel,
they did it last year with Halloween and they're doing it again with
this month’s Shaft. What separates Shaft from the rest,
besides being cool, is that this is the 2nd time it's happened. There are 3
movies, all called Shaft and they all take place in the same universe.
Richard Roundtree was Shaft, a private detective, in 1971, Samuel L Jackson
played Roundtree's nephew Shaft, a cop, in 2000 and now in 2019 it's Jessie T.
Usher as Jackson's son Shaft, a cyber security expert. When his best friend is
killed, the youngest Shaft enlists the help of his harder hitting family
members to track down those responsible. The first two have an aura of cool but
this most recent one, while still cool looking, looks pretty funny as well
which is a bit of a change of pace for this series.
Jim Jarmusch might never do a
massive studio movie and I don't think anyone, especially him, is bothered by
that, but that doesn't mean he can’t make a few genre movies. He's done a
western, a hitman thriller, a vampire movie and now he's making a zombie movie
with The Dead Don't Die. When he wants to, he can attract quite
the impressive cast and this small town zombie comedy has Bill Murray and Adam
Driver as police officers trying to protect their town from the undead as they
interact with the town’s residents, who seem to be all played by famous people
like Tilda Swinton, RZA, Danny Glover and Carol Kane.
I forget where the last Toy Story
left off, I just remember crying with all the other adults in the theater. But it seems that Woody, Buzz and pals are no longer
Andy's toys. They now belong to Bonnie and it turns out that if a child makes a
toy, it comes to life, which is horrifying but it plays into the Frankenstein
toys in the first movie. In Toy Story 4, Bonnie comes home with
Forky, a spork she added arms, legs and eyes to in art class. This new toy is
scared by his newfound intelligence but when he gets lost the team, knowing how
traumatic losing a toy can be, go on an adventure to find him and rescue him.
Along the way they meet some old and new friends, one of which is a stuntman
motorcycle driver toy voiced by Keanu Reeves, meaning he'll be in the most
violent movie of the year and the most delightful movie of the year.
If a series is popular enough, there
will eventually be a remake of it. That's how things go in this movie business.
Up until 2017 the Child's Play series was actually still going
since the original from the 80's. There have been gaps in time, but each film
is a sequel to the first film. There have been no remakes and there is even
talk of a TV show. But I guess straight to streaming wasn't good enough for the
killer doll known as Chucky, so now we have our remake. In the original, a
serial killer used magic to have his soul transferred into that of a doll - he
then kept living and dying for nearly 30 years. In this one a new robot doll
named Buddi is on the market and it, like all technology, can be seamlessly
connected to every device in the home. A young child receives a Buddi named
Chucky from his mom (Aubrey Plaza) and pretty soon murders begin to occur.
Whereas the first Child's Play has just had a 3 and a half foot doll
committing atrocities, this new version grants the killer the ability to use
all technology at his disposal to create maximum havoc. Expect not to look at
your home appliances the same way again.
Director James Wan got his start
directing Saw, which lead to a career that would see him involved in
many different movie series. He helped create The Conjuring series and
spinoffs, has directed a Fast and Furious movie and Aquaman,
which is a part of the DC Universe. Annabelle Comes Home is the
3rd Annabelle movie, an evil doll that was first seen in The
Conjuring and since evil dolls have seen a resurgence lately it got its own
series. This one finds the evil doll back in the possession of The Conjuring
heroes Ed and Lorraine Warren (based on the real life demonologists or scam
artists, depending on what you believe) who have a room of evil...and a young
daughter. When one of the daughter’s friends curiosity gets the better of her,
she accidentally awakens the doll, who then wakes up all of the other evil
entities and then it's off to jump scare city. I've only seen a few of the
movies from this series but I'm always rooting for a long running horror series
that has yet to get rebooted.
We have Rocketman coming to
theaters and Bohemian Rhapsody was a hit, so it was only a matter of
time before a Beatle's movie was made, but this isn't a docu-drama. If you're a
person who lives on this earth with access to the internet or TV or radio
there's a good chance you are aware of a little band called The Beatles. Yesterday
knows how popular they are and so does Jack Malik. He is a musician waiting for
his big break, then one night there is a global blackout and he awakens to a
world where he is the only person who seems to have ever heard of The Beatles.
Armed with a massive library of #1 hit songs he takes full advantage of this
power and becomes mega famous rock star all the while knowing that none of the
songs he plays are actually his. This looks like a very fun, funny, heartfelt
movie that will probably have audiences singing.
