November

Between traveling and watching horror movies I didn't take the time to write an article. This is rushed. Apologies. November is usually when we see some Oscar hopefuls come out and there's a few here. Several period pieces, docudramas and a thriller starring Franced McDormand are bound to catch the Academy's attention. I'm only really looking forward to one movie though.

Thor: Ragnarok - Marvel continues their trend of hiring interesting choices to make their massive movies. Shane Black being hired for Iron Man 3 was my favorite Marvel hire until they announced Taika Waititi was brought on for this one. Waititi's What We Do in the Shadows and Hunt for the Wilderpoeple are who of the best movies to come out recently. They both have a lot of humor, heart and great characters. I am so excited to see what he brings to the Thor universe. Reportedly this movie is hilarious which is great to hear since things got a bit bleak in Civil War.
 

Murder on the Orient Express - a period piece costume mystery by Kenneth Branagh. The Agatha Christie classic has been made into a movie before but this one has a stacked cast and this sort of thing is where Branagh shines.

Last Flag Flying - Drama about three soldiers reuniting after one of their sons dies in battle. Based on the book sequel to The Last Detail, one of the very few movies my dad told me I had to watch. The other was Being There.

A Bad Moms Christmas - After Bad Moms was a hit Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis and Kathryn Hahn return for this Christmas based sequel where they have to balance life, fun, the holiday season and  their own mothers.

Blade of the Immortal - Not sure if this is getting a wide release but if it does all action fans should see it. I caught it at Fantastic Fest and it rules.

Daddy's Home 2 - Why why why can't The Other Guy's get a sequel? This one adds Mel Gibson, John Lithgow and everyone's 2nd favorite wrestler-actor John Cena. I laughed at the trailer more times than I care to admit.

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri - From the director of In Bruges and Seven Psychopaths comes a new crime-dramedy and stars Frances McDormand as an angry foul mouthed mother of a murdered teen. This is going to be good.

Justice League - Wonder Woman did a lot to help out the DC label and while I do think this seems rushed (since we've hardly seen Cyborg, Flash or Aquaman on screen) I am hoping this will be better than Batman v Superman.

Roman J. Israel, Esq. - Legal thriller starring Denzel Washington as a well meaning defense attorney who gets recruited by Colin Farrel's law firm that puts money first.

The Man Who Invented Christmas - Dan Stevens as Charles Dickens during the period in which he wrote "A Christmas Carol."

Darkest Hour - I imagine Gary Oldman will get a nomination as Winston Churhill during early World War 2.

LBJ - And going up against Oldman will surely be Woody Harrelson as LBJ chronicling his journey to the White House.


So there's some stuff to keep you busy while we all wait for Star Wars.

October

It's October, the month I spend watching as many horror movies as possible! This month actually has a pretty good line up so I may have to venture into other genres. 

I'm only just now beginning to crawl through Jackie Chan's back catalogue of action movies and wow it is quite the catalogue. The guy has been acting since the 60's and is in more than 100 films so it'll take me some time. It's made more difficult by the fact that he is regularly putting out movies. Some are from China and not released here until years later on streaming, some are voice roles but then you have stuff like The Foreigner which just looks awesome. In this one Chan loses a child during a terrorist bombing and tracks down a government official, Pierce Brosnan, to get answers on who may have been involved. When Brosnan refuses to assist Chan begins to show off some dangerous skills from his checkered past and when men come to silence him he shows off all of the skills from his checkered past. This is another in a long line of films that are made in the fall out of the Taken film series where a 50+ year old star shows he can still kick butt. I have yet to be tired of this and am excited for this one.

Chadwick Boseman's has made a career starring in docu-dramas portraying Jackie Robinson, James Brown and now Thurgood Marshall in Marshall. I'm not sure if this is a recent trend but I've noticed a few films taking a real life character and instead of telling their whole life story in 90-120 minutes the creators decide to focus on one particular event that they feel represents the character. In the case of Marshall the focus is The State of Connecticut v. Joseph Spell which was one of the earlier cases in his career which took place nearly 30 years before he would become the first African American Supreme Court Justice.

I watched Blade Runner once as a kid and another time as an adult and it's one of those classic films that I hear about all of the time but I can't remember anything about it. Not sure if that speaks to the film or my attention span. I'm pretty interested in Blade Runner 2049 so I may revisit the first. Taking place 30 years after the first Ryan Gosling plays a new blade runner, which I'm pretty sure is a cop who tracks down robots disguised as human, who tracks down Deckard, Harrison Ford returning as his character from the first. This will be the 3rd time in recent memory that Ford has returned to a character he first portrayed in the late 70's-early 80's. Let's hope this is more Force Awakens and less Crystal Skull.

I'm not one to judge so I'll just say there's a thing called Bronies where grown men dress up as My Little Pony characters and leave the judging to you. I wonder where they stand on the My Little Pony: The Movie, a film I was completely unaware of.  There's seems to be an Avenger's thing going on here when Ponyville is under attack and the group of hero pony's unite and be friendly and colorful and save their world. I know this is probably shameless product placement but I can't really dis a movie that pushes the idea of friendship on kids.

The Friday the 13th series, like it's lead character, is dormant but not completely dead. A new one was supposed to have been released on Friday the 13th this October but the studio bailed. So horror fans might be delighted to hear that slot has been filled with Happy Death Day. Using the Groundhog's Day trope that has been used rather successfully for a couple sci-fi films the film features a college student who dies, wakes up and has to repeat the day until she finds out who the killer is. Not sure how this will play out quality wise but I'm always happy when a horror film actually gets and October release.

With George Clooney directing, the Coen Brothers writing and Matt Damon, Oscar Isaac and Julianne Moore starring Suburbicon has a lot going for it. The plot seems to be secondary to the star power with this one but it's about Damon trying to cover up a murder after a home invasion and Isaac trying to uncover the truth. Expect bursts of violence and satire. Might not be for everyone but it'll be hard to ignore.

Don't be surprised when you watch the trailer for Geostorm and think 1. That's not a real word and 2. This looks pretty similar to world ending films like Independence Day, The Day After Tomorrow and 2012. Because it's not a real word and it's directed by Dean Devlin who is the protege of Roland Emmerich, the director of all those films. In the time of the Geostorm the planet is surrounded by satellites that have the ability to stop natural disasters before they cause severe damage. So of course someone wants to reverse the effect and destroy the world. In comes Gerard Butler, the man who helped program the satellites. When something goes awry he goes up to space, realizes there's a conspiracy at hand and enlists his brother, a secret service agent, to kidnap the president with his girlfriend because only he can shut off the satellites. The trailer promises goofy fun alongside disturbing world ending destruction much like Independence Day, The Day After Tomorrow and 2012. I have no idea why this was not released during the summer.

Back in 2004 the first Saw was a bit of a surprise and as a series did see a lot of success. The creators churned out a new film year after year until 2010, which has the overused and often inaccurate subtitle The Final Chapter. It's been 13 years since the original so obviously it's time for a new one and lo and behold we have Jigsaw, the killers call name. I'd usually have no interest but the pair of brothers who directed this one have made some pretty decent genre films in the past. The plots of these films usually revolve around criminals and low lives stuck in traps that will kill them unless they figure out a riddle. Spoiler alert: they usually don't. Oh another spoiler alert: Jigsaw died way back in Saw III so, not sure how that's going to work. The films following III had a copy cat so it'd be boring if that was the case again.

SEPTEMBER

This September is loaded with action films, some sequels, two movies with the word 'American' in the title and a Stephen King adaptation; hopefully it fares better than last month’s Dark Tower.

According to my very minimal research the most popular TV Miniseries ever was It. Starring Tim Curry as the killer clown Pennywise (he's actually a shapeshifter and just seems to prefer the clown getup) It scared a whole generation of kids who went looting through the collection of movies their parents taped off television only to not sleep that night. I remember catching a re-run on Lifetime, not sure what the connection is there. Well now that it's 2017 and everything is terrifying (especially clowns) it's time for an It remake. Co-written by the creator of the utterly delightful True Detective, It tells the story of a group of young kids who cross paths with the evil Pennywise and try to fight a seemingly centuries old invincible walking nightmare. This stuff scares me but I still might have to check it out, see it in theaters, watch it (I can't think of any word other than It, oh no!)

Luc Besson has been regularly writing action scripts for about 20 years, some are great (Fifth Element, The Professional) some are mindless fun (The Transporter 1-2, Taken 1-2) some are terrible (Transporter 3, Taken 3). With assistance from Richard Wenk (Expendables 2, The Equalizer) it looks like Renegades might be one of the mindless fun ones. When a group of Navy SEALS discover an underwater treasure in a war torn land they attempt to steal it for themselves. These kind of movies usually end with the leads helping a disenfranchised group of civilians against an evil power of some sort so I figure that's where this movie is going. But then again it may just be a group of guys stealing for themselves.

At the moment it looks as if the “Young Adult books becoming movies” phenomenon is slowing down a bit. Since the source material for American Assassin is not a YA novel, the producers decided to have Maze Runner and Teen Wolf (TV show, not Michael J. Fox movie) star Dylan O'Brien to headline. This way it looks like their movie is based on a YA novel when it is actually the prequel story to an action series about a seasoned CIA contract killer. The plot revolves around an angry young man who attempts to track down the terrorist responsible for an attack that killed his fiancé. The CIA takes notice of his actions and he's paired with a veteran agent, played by Michael Keaton, to track down the bad guys. Looks like pretty standard stuff but I'm intrigued by anything with Keaton in it.

Movie lovers seem to have a real appreciation for Darren Aronofsky. He takes his time with his films, they can be intense and look great visually. I've only seen Requiem for a Dream and Black Swan one time and I'll never watch them again. His take on obsession and addiction is a disturbing one indeed. Mother! looks to be another interestingly visual film, but being that trailers and plot descriptions have been pretty hush on the plot it's hard to tell exactly what we are to expect from this movie. All we do know is that Javier Bardem and Jennifer Lawrence play a couple whose relationship is tested when uninvited guests arrive. Per Aronosfky the script was written quite fast and per Michelle Pfeiffer, playing one of the guests, she didn't quite understand the script. This is being billed as a mystery-horror, a genre he hasn't dabbled in before, so it could be interesting.

Colin Firth isn't exactly the world’s leading action star so I haven't watched many of his movies, which is why Kingsman: The Secret Service was so surprising. He is very convincing as a suave, charming secret agent and makes an already pretty cool action movie into something better than it has any right to be. Then, spoiler alert, 75% of the way through he dies but, spoiler alert, he somehow survived and is back alive and well (with a 5 o'clock shadow and an eye patch) in Kingsman: The Golden Circle. When the Kingsman headquarters is destroyed by Julianne Moore (in a rare villain role) the surviving members, Eggsy and Merlin, need help from their American counterparts, The Statesmen. Played by Jeff Bridges, Pedro Pascal and Channing Tatum, the Statesmen are all named after different alcohol types and carry western era weaponry. They may not be as smooth as the Kingsman but they do equal amounts of destruction. The trailers for this have been very fun, I hope it maintains the lunacy from the first.

The phrase 'based on' is one of the loosest phrases in the film industry. Even if a story is mostly accurate there is usually some material embellished to make it more of an entertaining film. I just have to imagine that was the case in American Made when Tom Cruise crashes his small plane close to a neighborhood and emerges, seemingly unharmed, covered in cocaine. The plot revolves around Cruise as a pilot who is recruited by the CIA to deliver drug shipments during the 80's for a Colombian crime cartel. The trailer seems to have a fun 80's party vibe to it and if they stick to that it may be cool. The director has made movies like Jumper, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Swingers, Go, Bourne Identity and Edge of Tomorrow, which may not all be on Top 10 lists (although Edge of Tomorrow is something everyone should see), but they all have fun elements to them.

It's been a while since Little Miss Sunshine came out and it's been a while since the directors (a husband and wife duo) had a hit film. They're actually music video directors and have been working in the industry for quite some time. They did the music video for 'Freak on a Leash' by Korn so I'm interested in anything they do. Their newest film, Battle of the Sexes, is written by the Oscar winning writer of Slumdog Millionaire and stars Emma Stone as Billie Jean King and Steve Carell as Bobby Riggs. Now I'm familiar with King's name and the term 'battle of the sexes' but had no idea it had to do with their 1973 tennis match. Apparently Stone and Carell are nearly the same age as King and Riggs when they had their match so way to go Hollywood, I guess. I'm not a huge fan of sports movies but with this whole crew coming together I just have to check this out.

If you're going to do a remake or reboot it'd be really cool if the story connects to the previous film. Yes, that just makes it a sequel but if it's subtle enough, then the new film can stand on its own while still existing in the same universe as the original. I think that's what Flatliners is trying to do by casting Keifer Sutherland in a small role, supposedly reprising his role from the first that also starred Julia Roberts, Oliver Platt and Kevin Bacon. Starring Ellen Page this, like the first, follows a group of students who have access to machinery that can stop and restart their heart so that they can attempt to briefly experience the afterlife. Things go horribly wrong, as they often do in these medical experiment thrillers, and they all start to experience horrifying after effects. I'm curious to see how this ties to the first and if it's any good.  

When The Lego Movie came out I was blown away by just how far reaching the brand went. That movie had everything! Star Wars, Simpsons, Harry Potter, Batman and a lot more. After the success of the first, instead of following up with a direct sequel they went ahead with the The LEGO Batman Movie, which was wise since Will Arnett's Batman was a highlight of LEGO Movie. I'm sure in due time we'll see more LEGO and LEGO Batman adventures but now the brand is looking to take one of their original creations to the big screen with The LEGO Ninjago Movie. From the minds of three different directors, and nine different writers (two of which worked on the first movie) comes the story of high schoolers by day, ninja warriors by night. When not dealing with the stuff that everyday students deal with they're using their cool costumes, skills and cars to defeat evil and its many LEGO forms. Expect lots of brick related PG destruction.

This doesn't appear to be your typical, potentially lousy, September fare. So enjoy!

August movies

Well, that was a fast summer!

In the 80's and 90's there were dozens of big Stephen King movies but lately they are few and far between (but I read King has this really cool clause that allows filmmakers to use his material on the cheap so there are LOADS of Stephen King based short films out there). It seems Hollywood felt some sort of King fatigue so we're being treated to two BIG King films this year. It is coming out in September but this month we have The Dark Tower to look forward to. The Gunslinger, Idris Elba, is a man from a broken and destroyed world who is searching for the Dark Tower before the Man in Black, Matthew McConaughey, destroys it and brings the end to all worlds. From what I understand this Tower connects many universes and in the King Universe, The Dark Tower connects all of his works. While I don't think we'll have Idris Elba gunning down killer clowns, possessed trucks, Jack Nicholson or bullied high school students I do believe there will be a few subtle references to this works throughout the film. This is a big deal for King fans, who may be disappointed that this film is different than the books, (but aren't they always?) but it does have support from King, who's no stranger to disowning film versions of his books (The Shining especially).

Until Hurt Locker came out it had been quite some time since anyone had heard of Katherine Bigelow. She had a few movies before and after Point Break but nothing major (though Strange Days and Near Dark are definitely worth a look). With Hurt Locker she revived her career, made Jeremy Renner a star and beat her ex-husband, James Cameron, for the Best Picture Oscar (even after he, supposedly, managed to up the Best Picture nominees from 5-10 just to get Avatar in the running). After that came Zero Dark Thirty, where she made the hunt for Bin Laden into an investigatory thriller with heavy focus on everything leading up to the raid. So it's been a few years and she's back with another movie based on true events. This time it's about the 1967 Detroit riots, specifically the events that unfolded at a Detroit hotel during that tumultuous time. Now Point Break, Hurt Locker and Zero Dark Thirty had exciting and well shot action sequences, but I feel Bigelow and her crew excel at tension and this film looks very tense. 

There's a lot I miss about Blockbuster. One thing in particular - walking down the aisles and seeing recognizable actors on the cover of a movie I never heard of. Some of them were just a quick cash grab for the star and were so-so at best but some were pretty fun. The Hitman's Bodyguard looks like one of those fun movies. Starring Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson, this film would probably be at your local Redbox had the wonders of comic book movies not shot these two to a whole new level of stardom. When hitman Jackson has to testify at the International Court of Justice (I'm not sure that's a real thing) he is assigned the world’s best bodyguard, Reynolds. Judging by the trailer the two use profanity and bicker as much as they shoot at people. This looks like a fun goofy film and I'm glad they still make stuff like this. 

I'm always interested when an actor tries their hand at writing. It's even more interesting when it actually goes well. Taylor Sheridan was a character actor who had a few film roles and some arcs on Sons of Anarchy and Veronica Mars. Then after a 5 year hiatus from acting he came back as a screenwriter with the hit thriller Sicario (which I kinda liked) and then a year later Hell or High Water (which I really liked) and this year he's trying his hand at writing and directing with Wind River. Starring not one, not two, but three actors from the world of Marvel - Elizabeth Olsen (Scarlett Witch), Jeremy Renner (Hawkeye) and Jon Bernthal (The Punisher) appear in this one. Olsen plays a young FBI agent sent to investigate a murder on a Native American reservation and needs help from the local game tracker, Renner. Judging from his past works things are going to get violent and twisty. 

The Conjuring is based on two real life paranormal investigators. That was their job. Whether you believe in ghosts and hauntings is up to you, but in this film universe it's all real. So is the killer doll, Annabelle, who got her own spinoff in 2014, and since a killer doll is just so dang scary and people wanted more, we now have Annabelle: Creation. I didn't see the first one but so far this one is getting some pretty good reviews and, honestly, I find killer dolls to be absolutely terrifying. This one seems to be a prequel to what was already a period piece, so I'm not even sure when this is set, but it's about a doll maker who, after losing a child, opens his house to a recently closed orphanage. And that's when the doll maker’s most cherished item, Annabelle, begins acting up. Creepy.

july movies

The 3rd rendition of Spider-Man! A new attacking human’s movie! A Christopher Nolan War movie! Another huge sci-fi adventure! An 80's set action flick! A movie that will make you wonder if there are any original ideas left in the world of film!

If you ever wonder why producers are so quick to reboot/remake superhero movies here is my uneducated, unofficial answer: with the right team, cast and marketing every superhero film has the chance to make a billion dollars. How could you pass up that opportunity? Even if the last Spider-Man film was a critical failure and a domestic financial disappointment (made $202 mil, cost 200 mil) it's still worth making another one to try and hit that billion mark. Fortunately Sony, who owns the rights to Spider-Man, saw the writing on the wall, made a deal with Marvel and we the viewer get Spider-Man: Homecoming. After our friendly neighborhood webslinger popped up in Captain America: Civil War, he has to go back to high school. He fought alongside and against some of the world’s most powerful superheroes and he's supposed to just go back to school? Well he has a bit of a problem with that so when a weapons developer (Michael Keaton!!!) gets his hands on alien weaponry and starts messing up NYC, Spidey comes to help. He's still a kid though, and needs help from Tony Stark/Iron Man to save the day. The director has made some small thrillers and this is a big next step. He also worked for The Onion and the writing team has worked on several big comedies and TV shows. The cast also has its fair share of funny people so while the action is why people are going to come, I'm pretty sure the sense of humor will be pretty great too.

The original Planet of the Apes series went in a very different direction than this new series. It involved nuclear weapons and time travel. We're not there in this current series, not yet anyway. After Dawn and Rise, we are now at the War of the Planet of the Apes. The words 'of the' are very popular among movie titles and, barring the wordy titles of the Lord of the Rings movies, this is one of the only other time it's shown up two times, But I'm sure some satire will come out called 'Silence of the Pirates of the Shaun of the Raiders of the Return of the Masters of the Clash of the Apes’. But for now let's see how the War turns out. It's been years since James Franco and Tyler Labine wiped out most of human civilization (watch the first movie) and now the survivors are in a constant battle to remain on top of the food chain. There's some human-ape sympathy but for the most part there is tension and fighting between the two. Woody Harrelson (who is just so darn good at being very dramatic, very funny and very intense when he wants to be) is the leader of an army of humans leading the charge against the apes and their leader Caesar, played once again by Andy Serkis. These films tend to be lots of drama that leads up to a big action finale and being that this is called War, I figure this one won't be different - but it'll probably be exciting.

Christopher Nolan has made films about disorders, magic, space travel, dreams and three movies featuring a character named Batman. After nearly two decades and many hit films he finally has his first war film, Dunkirk. When Allied Forces found themselves surrounded by German forces, they had a very intense battle ahead of them. The battle was fought on land, sea and the air and rather than focusing on one group, Nolan is focusing on all fronts. Tom Hardy will be the pilot we see fight in the air, Mark Rylance will play a civilian who ventures into the battle to help evacuate soldiers and Harry Styles, that kid from One Direction, will play a young soldier on the ground. Nolan loves film and loved practical effects, at one point he wanted to destroy an actual WW2 plane for a scene. This film will most likely be exciting, moving and look great.

The Fifth Element is one of my favorite movies. My wife and I love it so much we named our dog after the lead character. I'm a huge fan and I was very excited when the director, Luc Besson, decided to make another big space adventure. Between Guardians and Star Wars, I'm afraid that American audiences are all spaced out but I still have high hopes, quality wise, for Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets. Valerian, Dane Dehaan, and Laureline,Cara Delevingne, are a pair of government agents sent to the planet of Alpha where representatives of all planets come together in harmony and work together for the better of the galaxy. So of course someone wants to ruin that and the pair must find out who before all is lost. Every movie should stand on its own, but I would be very happy if Fifth Element heavily influenced Valerian and judging by the trailers, that looks to be the case. There are flying vehicles, musical numbers, action galore and weird looking creatures. I can't wait.

Brad Pitt has done a few action movies and we've seen him fight before, well it was all an illusion! Thanks to his stuntman, David Leitch, he has never been in any actual danger of getting punched by Ed Norton. After years of taking Pitt’s punches, he joined forces with the guy that takes Keanu Reeves punches and the two made John Wick - and the action world rejoiced. Leitch was uncredited, probably due to SAG rules, but now he is the sole and credited director for the new Charlize Theron action film Atomic Blonde - and I'm pretty sure the action world will rejoice again. Theron's action career has really taken off since Mad Max: Fury Road, where she totally stole the show. She didn't have much to do in F8 of the Furious but, judging by the trailer, she will have a lot to do in this 80's Berlin Cold War action thriller where she goes undercover with James McAvoy to save the lives of fellow agents. The story could be thin, or it could be complex, but it's the action I'm looking forward to. The key here is long-take action scenes, the days of quick cut
Jason Bourne action is over. John Goodman also appears, he's usually entertaining especially in an action film that doesn't take itself too seriously.

Sir Patrick Stewart is a respected actor of film, television and stage. In The Emoji Movie he'll be voicing the Poop emoji because why the heck not? The film posits that in our phones exists a world called Textopolis where all of the Emoji's live waiting to be used. Looking through the emoji's on my phone I think I've used like 2% of them. I mostly stick with the smiley two handed wave, beer and heart eyes emojis, so my Textopolis would be more of a ghost town. In this town lives Gene, an emoji of many expressions. Gene, voiced by T.J. Miller, wants to be normal and only have one expression like all of the rest. Along with his best friend Hi-5 (who would probably be everyone's best friend) they travel through the apps on the phone to find a way to become one singular expression. I'm sure the producers didn't have to put up any of their own money, the movie was probably completely funded by all of the apps wanting to get in on the movie game. It worked for Angry Birds, after all.  Steven Wright is the Meh emoji. Now that's perfect casting.